February 2012
I wish mapcrunch would let us check in on...
colfr:
1:30pm: checked in Taipei, Taiwan
1:45pm: checked in near Edinburgh, Scotland
2:30pm: checked in Roskilde, Denmark
3:10pm: checked in Toronto, Canada.
Sure fire way to convince my friends that I do in fact own a TARDIS.
deansdickfreckles:
where are you taking those children
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I’m in Glasgow on MapCrunch… I still don’t have a clue where I’m going.
But I’m going to follow the signs for the Clyde Tunnel. I vaguely know that area. Maybe I can find my house instead.
boys in fights: i hate you, man, fuck you.
girls in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.
MTV: Releases "My Super Sweet 16"
9 months later
MTV: Releases "16 and Pregnant"
me: I am alone in the house
me: which means I can do
me: REBELLIOUS THINGS
me:
me:
me: /uses bathroom with door open
me: /sings at the top of lungs
me: /eats jam straight out of the jar
me: hahahahhahahahahaha
st3phascope:
master-dik:
i don’t know how to survive school anymore
ever since ned’s declassified was canceled it’s been hard
strawberrynutella asked: awh anni thankyou (-: you are so great and it means tons. i love yours too. it's fab just like you!
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you end up in the Hunger Games,
Then you’re kind of screwed.